April 1, 2012

Me and my sister are riding in the cab of a Toyota truck with a family of eight other people. We are driving to a restaurant to eat. At the restaurant we are seated near John Cusack. Cusack keeps changing into a werewolf and flirting with the waitresses. When they serve us dinner I get a round patty of butter about an inch thick and everyone else gets a small pile of mashed potatoes. Cusack chases a girl out of the restaurant and I wake up.